Lao Lao Corn Whiskey, produced in the Sing District of Luang Namtha Province between Kuhm and Patoy Village.
55% of pure tear-burning white whiskey carefully aged in reused plastic water bottles, as exhibited by our gregarious rainforest trek guide. The label says “Lao Houa death of muang sing” so not sure what that means.
Coconut sugar sweetness on the start morphs into a flavor punch in the back of the throat near the nose. Drinks like 50 Shades of Grey, mind numbing, painful, problematic and yet still you keep going. So when’s the sequel?
Resiliency: 5/10 Nose hairs risk incineration.
Affordability: 9/10 Not quite free…
Cannabis Pairability: 5/10 Pair propane-like alcohol with a diesel strain and try to light your burps on fire.